Author: stephblok42

I want to be one of those girls who is cold all the time.  You know who I am talking about.  The slender girls who are always saying things like, “It’s freezing in here.”  And then they slip on a slouchy sweater.  The kind of sweater that hangs elegantly off their thin shoulders and their sleeves hang well past… Continue reading Goofy Reasons for Wanting to Lose Weight

There are several things I wish were different about my life. One is that I wish I had a magic wand.  Now, one might think I want to conjure things from mid-air, or have the power to strike evildoers.  But to be honest I just want to use it to clean.  I love the scenes where with swish… Continue reading Rag Tag Dreamers and Music Montages

Sometimes I feel like scrolling through a Facebook newsfeed can be a thousand points of jealousy for me. “So let’s see. Judy printed a gluten free recipe…I should probably give up gluten.  Oh, Sally finished her triathlon. She looks all shiny and accomplished. Well. Good. For. Her.  Oh, look at the Jones’s kids, they did a photo… Continue reading Proverbs 31 Miseries

I should take a minute to talk about my exercise plan.  So far it mostly involves me getting up early or staying up late and working on writing.  I have been fairly dedicated and my fingers are getting sleek, toned and awesome.  I don’t want to brag, but I totally have Michelle Obama fingers. Needless to say I… Continue reading The Last Great Work Out